- Jiu Jitsu was created by Samurai warriors for use when sh** got "too krunk" on the battlefield.
- Almost every MMA champion ever, has trained in some level of Jiu Jitsu.
- The point of Jiu Jitsu is to render your opponent battered, broken, humiliated and homophobic.
Jiu Jitsu is a real martial art, therefore how gay it looks is directly translated into its effectiveness. Opposed to fake ones that look totally bad ass.
Jiu Jitsu perfected the Samurai, turning them into ultimate warriors.
Not to be confused with THE Ultimate Warrior