You may be a Jiu Jitsu addict if....
you show up for family photos in your gi
you go for "double unders" when going in for a hug on Grandma
you forget your purse at home but, you definitely have your gym bag
your careful to not use too much lotion on your hands, you need those calluses
you have the Brazilian flag hanging somewhere in your house
your wardrobe consists of tournament shirts
you pull your child away from homework because you need to "look at something"
you show up for family photos in your gi
you go for "double unders" when going in for a hug on Grandma
you forget your purse at home but, you definitely have your gym bag
your careful to not use too much lotion on your hands, you need those calluses
you have the Brazilian flag hanging somewhere in your house
your wardrobe consists of tournament shirts
you pull your child away from homework because you need to "look at something"
you try out a new back take on your dog (or he tries it on you!)
you cook dinner, take out the trash or even go out shopping in your gi
you work De La Riva on your kitchen table legs
you call in sick because you found out your favorite training partner will be in morning class
you make sure to get your hooks in when spooning
you only wear waterproof make-up in case you don't have time to go home after work
you drive to class with an ice pack on your knee, elbow and neck
you call in sick because you found out your favorite training partner will be in morning class
you make sure to get your hooks in when spooning
you only wear waterproof make-up in case you don't have time to go home after work
you drive to class with an ice pack on your knee, elbow and neck
your husband tells his friend to choke you... and none of you find this odd
| you have to park your cars outside because your garage is filled with mats |  |
you always have a spare gi in your trunk (you never know!)
you may find tape, icy hot, hair ties, nail clippers and a sports bra randomly in your purse
you work a part-time job because training is more important then money
you may find tape, icy hot, hair ties, nail clippers and a sports bra randomly in your purse
you work a part-time job because training is more important then money
you get sweaty hands when watching your future opponent on youtube or checking your bracket
your boss stopped asking "what happened to your face?"
or "why are you limping?"
<- This is in your kitchen
Your Halloween costume MUST incorporate a gi
Teaching a seminar is on your Honeymoon itinerary
your wedding photos look like this >
You constantly have a pile of dirty clothes on the floor and a closet full of clean gis
You go on vacation with a couple of gis packed and a list of gyms to check out
You wear spats and a rashguard under your work clothes on a cold day
You are at the gym way more than any instructor or even the owner
You go on vacation with a couple of gis packed and a list of gyms to check out
You wear spats and a rashguard under your work clothes on a cold day
You are at the gym way more than any instructor or even the owner
< You have something like this on your car
You find yourself saying "well that's less than what I pay for jiu jitsu"
You pick up heavy items (including your children) with a gable grip
You bow when stepping off the curb
You have purchased 3 new washing machines in the past 4 years (because you were sure 3 gis would fit)
You're having trouble standing up but, it doesn't hurt when you roll
You schedule EVERYTHING else around your training schedule...this includes work and funerals
If you have done or do ANY of these things, YOU may be a Jiu Jitsu Addict!
Just a Girl in a Jiu Jitsu World
You pick up heavy items (including your children) with a gable grip
You bow when stepping off the curb
You have purchased 3 new washing machines in the past 4 years (because you were sure 3 gis would fit)
You're having trouble standing up but, it doesn't hurt when you roll
You schedule EVERYTHING else around your training schedule...this includes work and funerals
If you have done or do ANY of these things, YOU may be a Jiu Jitsu Addict!
Just a Girl in a Jiu Jitsu World
